the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

image

a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public

funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

x x x x x x

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

"I thought it’d be bigger"
how to ruin a guy’s self esteem in 5 words (via e-v-e-r-lasting)
virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

lamestlatina:

Someone kiss me so I can complain about it later

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr