when no one in class is ready for the test
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
When kids scream in public
”’I’m really not a cat person”’
but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS
THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.
Someone kiss me so I can complain about it later