sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

jaclcfrost:

[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

image

unclefather:

caught on camera

unclefather:

caught on camera

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

im asian!

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and my favorite
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thatsmoderatelyraven:

my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever