superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

wank-r:

the best kind of texts

wank-r:

the best kind of texts

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

420yearold:

potassiumofficial:

thesassycat:

Went on a helicopter ride over the forest today and took this nice pic :)

this is literally broccoli

she just said she took this photo when she was flying over a forest show some respect

420yearold:

potassiumofficial:

thesassycat:

Went on a helicopter ride over the forest today and took this nice pic :)

this is literally broccoli

she just said she took this photo when she was flying over a forest show some respect

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

image

Beautiful.

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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