when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
- me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day
- hair: no
- family: no
- school: no
- life: no
u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back. They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.
that one person everyone loves and you’re just like
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does