brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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A message from Anónimo
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
A reply from dajo42

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

pluckyyoungdonna:

Listerine enema oh my god

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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  • me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day
  • hair: no
  • family: no
  • school: no
  • life: no

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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dersekingdom:

hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back.  They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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For more facts, make sure you follow ULTRAFACTS

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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thegits:

IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

thegits:

IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!